Me: "Hello how can I help you today?"
Woman: "I need a device that lets you hear the birds chirping outside from inside your house."
Me: "So......a window?"
Woman: "NO! I can't open my windows the air will get in! I want to hear the birds with all my windows closed!"
Is this actually a thing? Are there are enough agoraphobic birdwatchers that someone is making money off this device?