Mom: So I read your recent blog post. Posting pictures- you know your little brother was looking over my shoulder!
Me: Come on, that chick was more clothed than a Victoria's Secret Billboard- he's seen worse. Or are you referring to last week's butt/thigh diagram?
Mom: Oh I didn't see that one.
Me: You should definitely check it out.
Mom: You're kind of weird.
Me: I like to blame it on a combination of odd genetic material and outstanding parenting skills....
Mom: Ok that's fair. Oh I'm cleaning out the cupboards- we have food in here from when you were in high school!