Scenes from Retail.

 Me: (in reference to Madonna's song "4 Minutes" playing over the speaker system) I just don't get this song.. it really reminds me of Larryboy.

Male Coworker: Larryboy?

Me: Ya you know, the superhero version of Larry the Cucumber...

Male Coworker: .....Cucumber.....?

Me: Ya, you know... he sings the Water Buffalo Song!

Male Coworker: The.....Water Buffalo....Song....

Me: Yes! (Proceeds to sing Water Buffalo Song in it's entirety)

Male Coworker:.............It truly is a wonder that you're still single......