Me: "Hello how can I help you today?"
Woman: "I need a device that lets you hear the birds chirping outside from inside your house."
Me: "So......a window?"
Woman: "NO! I can't open my windows the air will get in! I want to hear the birds with all my windows closed!"
Is this actually a thing? Are there are enough agoraphobic birdwatchers that someone is making money off this device?
Wow. I once was asked what time the 2 o'clock parade was at Disney World when I worked there...Like we would call it "the 2 o'clock parade" but not have it start until 3pm?...Yeah, the Mouse likes to jack with people. I almost respect you for having to deal with people like this all the time...almost.
ReplyDeleteI think you should be able to put "psychiatrist, psychic, and lion tamer" on your resume now.
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