Of underwear models and recessive genetics: A brief conversation with my mother.

Mom: So I read your recent blog post. Posting pictures- you know your little brother was looking over my shoulder!

Me: Come on, that chick was more clothed than a Victoria's Secret Billboard- he's seen worse. Or are you referring to last week's butt/thigh diagram?


Mom: Oh I didn't see that one.

Me: You should definitely check it out. 

Mom: You're kind of weird.

Me: I like to blame it on a combination of odd genetic material and outstanding parenting skills....

Mom: Ok that's fair. Oh I'm cleaning out the cupboards- we have food in here from when you were in high school!