This post is dedicated to a wonderful friend of mine who, after one too many shots of tequila decided to point out that I "should put something of substance on your blog..... like a recipe, or fashion tips... because right now it's kinda funny but seems a little pointless....like where is it going?".
Well my dear, to you I dedicate this Sassy Cow.
She doesn't care what anyone thinks. ;)
P.S. A real post is on it's way I promise.
P.P.S. Yes this is a stalling technique- but come on the cow is cute right? You like the cow.
Another recycled piece of art from years ago? This is most definitely a stalling technique.
ReplyDeleteHey at least I actually drew them... that's a start right? Once again, if I had time to draw new cows I would just right another blog post...
ReplyDeleteI am not knowing who you are, but your mind is like a treasure trove for which I am finding many pearls of happiness. We must meet! I will be to your country soon and will encourage ALL of my cousins to "follow" you to provide validating to your words and spirit.
ReplyDelete*creeper status*
ReplyDeleteJavier: it's on. let's do this thing. I submit that we meet in a dark, secluded nightclub. I will then get up and go to the bathroom several times to provide you with ample opportunities to slip rufies in my drink. I think this might be the beginning of a wonderful relationship....
ReplyDeleteBut first, he needs you to loan him one thousand US dollars to make his flight over so he can claim his inheritance from his dying uncle.
ReplyDeleteYou make this so easy for me...Normally I have to mail order my wives off of your internet...I am liking you Baylee girl and your funny writings. Maybe soon you can post some helpful dressing tips that I may pass on to the others...something of substance?
ReplyDeletewell stalker fashion has been pretty stagnate the last few decades. Dark colors, baseball cap, perhaps some combat boots and a pair of underwear you stole from my closet while I was sleeping.. you know the usual stuff....
ReplyDeleteP.S. Javier- I feel like you're starting to lose your accent already... you acclimate well.
ReplyDeletethis is the father of the young lady that started this whole thing, and I for one have never seen this cow before so it worked for me.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous" is dad? Hi Dad!
ReplyDeleteerm... Javier..Dad. Dad, Javier.... I'm sure this is much more awkward for you than it is for me... I'm basking in the awkwardness of this moment.... *giant red awkward balloon*
ReplyDeleteThis is just weird now. Even I'm feeling awkward. How do you "un"follow a blog?
ReplyDeleteDad: how did you figure out how to set up your own Google Account...? I'm impressed....
ReplyDeleteJames it shouldn't be awkward for you, if anything you should feel bad for Javier- he's at the very epicenter of the awkwardness bubble ;)
ReplyDeleteI thought it was an awkwardness balloon...I'm all confused now.
ReplyDeletewell an awkwardness balloon is an imaginary physical balloon, alerting other of awkwardness, while an awkwardness bubble is a tangible feeling of awkwardness surrounding people.
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